Can't keep up with the pace?
Too many occupied taxis and crowded subways?
Starting fist fights with alcoholic neighbors?
Bored of the same old homeless people?
WELL, HAVE I GOT AN ACTIVITY FOR YOU!
Come on up to the New York Historical Society where slavery is always fashionable and old paintings run the show. Security guards are always pleasant and the reading room on the 3rd floor has Greek dictionaries for all your etymology needs.
Afterwards you can go right across the street to Central Park and make fun of tourists spending $30 on a pedicab ride! Or take a gander at the gigantic Blue Whale at the Natural History museum and buy some astronaut ice cream.
