Why should I be sober, when God is so clearly dusted out of his mind?
This is Mr. Bartlett Finchley, age forty-eight, a practicing sophisticate who writes very special and very precious things for gourmet magazines and the like. He's a bachelor and a recluse with few friends, only devotees and adherents to the cause of tart sophistry. He has no interests save whatever current annoyances he can put his mind to. In short, Mr. Bartlett Finchley is a malcontent, born either too late or too early in the century.