Intoxication #1

I took drugs. I drank Samuel Adams Summer Beer. I smoked a joint of some Christian marijuana. I got my wish and played some Need For Speed and a little Fight Night on Zack's Xbox 360. I am well darkened, as the Cajuns say.

You know, I was walking down the street eating some sushi, and I got the weirdest looks from other people, like I was breaking some social barrier and that it was impolite of me to assume that other people would be comfortable with digestion in motion. Fuck them. They're all, "Well if you're gonna eat on the street, then I'm gonna fucking eat on the street." and I'm just like, "Dude eat on the street then."

They go to the same church.