The Laptop Poet's Guide to Life
- Everyone's an addict
- God is a triangle
- Exercise intellect, and if you lack it pretend
- We can't escape the petri dish
- Defend your family
- Insight is disease
- Even if you're lost, front like you've got a plan
- Try not to sleep
- Live a pious life and get hung by the saints
- Enjoy yourself (it's later than you think)